Linkity-link: An SEO-wannabe’s poem
Posted by: Roy in Online Opportunities, Reflections, Uncategorized, blog, internet, links, sources, tags: 8-year old, big, blog, blogs, blues, candy, controversial, dirty, dureza, engine, google, inspiration, kitty, klankity-klink, linkity-link, money, multiple, news, obama, optimize, pacquiao, politics, prayer, presidentiables, presidential, race, Reflections, sacrilege, scandals, search, search engine optimization, SEO, struggling blogger, sugar coated, sweet, tricks, tweet, twit, win, winner, yahooLinkity-link, linkity-link
An SEO-wannabe, hmm… let me think
I’ll drive more traffic, I’ll get more hits
If only I know how to linkity-link
Linkity-link, linkity-link
Cash registers ringing, klankity-klink
I’d love to hear that sound, e’en the faintest ‘pink’
Oh, if only I know how to linkity-link
Modesty aside I have been googled at
And Yahoo searches have found me, just like that
Yet I really don’t know how to play the game
So I still have a poor Page Ranking, oh! what a shame!
I did exert some efforts with the Pacquiao and the Obama
And who can forget the sacrilege of Dureza?
‘thought I did everything, went for the big news,
Even blogged about an 8-year old boy who plays the blues
Need I to post scandals? Just to be in the pack
And forget about my blog’s niche, and be out of track
Those linkity-links aren’t as easy as I thought them to be
I can’t even spell S-E-O, can’t you see
What am I to do? Oh, poor little ol’ me
Can somebody teach this SEO-wannabe?
I did everything, everything I can think
But them cash registers just won’t klankity-klink
But wait a minute! Maybe I still have an ace
That post on Michael Phelps might get me in the race.
And just like him, I might become a winner
But if not, I could end up just another whiner.
Oh, linkity-link, tell me what you think
Or do I still have to buy you a drink?
Oh please tell me, I promise I won’t blink
I really need to hear those klankity-klink
Usually, verses and poems are reserved for my other blogs (REFLECTIONS, Sugar Coated World and Be Inspired Now!) But as you can see, none of them fits this poems thought… so I thought, The Struggling Blogger would be happy to host this one.
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Wow great poem Sir Roy I love it! Me also don’t know how linkkity link hehehehehhee. Take care!
thanks John!
I guess you can call it a ‘desperation’ post, hehe…
cute poem. mai-SEO nga ito!
hahaha….
sana nga Snow gumana sa SEO, hehe…
Nice poem. Ano ga yang SEO na iyan? Paki tagalog nga hane.
si fatherlyours naman…
di ba, pwede mo pa-translate kay google
oo nga ano? hehehe. Sowe, iba na talaga ang matanda.
Hi Roy,
Ganda ng poem, who composed it? Ikaw Ba? Poet ka rin pala..lol..Keep posting.
Hi Jena!
Yes, I did that, hehe…
ang hirap nga e, dalawang araw kong piniga ang utak ko para lang mailabas yan, hehe…
ewan ko lang kung may patutunguhan
You beat me to it, Roy! This is wonderful!
Wow! Coming from you Holly, it’s a great compliment.
Thanks!
Ahehehehe. I can’t quite make up my mind now. Should I linkity-link, too? Or will I be better doing klankity-klink.
Two days wrestling with this poem surely paid off. Love it. Very funny, Roy.
Hi Jan!
I’m glad you liked it. Thanks!
It was a nice poem. I enjoyed reading it. Hope you get all the traffic you need
Want some traffic like the one in EDSA? LOL!
lol! thanks madz!
ironically, at the time I wrote this (last year), it really didn’t get the traffic I was looking for
a succeeding post which is a rant made it for me hehe…
santing na nini sir.. astig!
hahaha! miparas ka pala keni paige hehe…
thanks!